Stephen Merchant

In this post, there is a list of the advanced words and phrases from the BBC Radio 4 Desert Island Discs interview with Stephen Merchant, a writer, comedian and actor.  He co-wrote the famous British sitcom ,‘The Office’, with Ricky Gervais. Aggie and I have created a podcast explaining the Desert Island Discs interviews called Radio English.

You can listen to the original BBC interview here

Here is the link to my podcast on itunes or just listen to it below:

We discuss these words in the podcast:

1.23: sitcom

2.34: jack of all trades, master of none

4.52: butter wouldn’t melt 

6.09: to map out

13.06: to go through the roof (laughter)

15.31: hone

17.19: to goof around

20.40: a mockumentary

21:24: dour

27.11: awkwardness

31.29: to get into a rut

37.41: dizzy


Notes for the Interview

(advanced words are highlighted in bold)

 INTRO

 Almost 20 years ago found fame as co-creator with Ricky Gervais of the Office 

 Met at work 

 1:05 Their fruitful comedy partnership would take them from radio to television 

 1:09 And from cult to international acclaim 

 2 golden globes, 3 BAFTAS, an emmy, 4 british comedy awards

 1:23 Starred in own sitcom 

 Drew own comics, stage at school, hid speaker in hedge

 Interested in the every day 

 

CONTEMPLATING LIFE ON ISLAND

 Remember Desert Island theme music featuring in a sketch 

 Many strings to your bow 

 

 WHY BROAD RANGE 

 Love every aspect of business 

 2:34 I worry that I’m jack of all trades, master of none 

 Impatient for whatever I’m not doing 

 2:52 If I had to choose a lane ultimately, I’d choose writing 

 

 TIME AS DJ – CHOOSING TRACKS

 3:08 I’ve been mulling this list over for many years 

 Tunes that were stepping stones in my life story 

 

FIRST TRACK (WHOLE OF THE MOON)

 A song I remember hearing on holiday with parents in same place in Devon 

 3:40 They would let us in the pool room 

 Hang around putting money in the jukebox 

 Song about finding the grander things 

 

 YOUNG STEVE

 Adorable photographs 

 4:52 butter wouldn’t melt 

Happy kid, unlike comedy heroes growing up in a difficult time 

 Supportive family 

 

 PARENTS 

 Father starred in The Office!!! 

 Creative as a kid

 6:05 The idea of pursuing a life of creativity was not on the cards

 6:09 That’s life mapped out for you really 

 

COMEDY ON TV 

 Dad introduced a love of cinema and TV – Laurel and Hardy, Fawlty Towers 

 6:45 Sometimes I would even transcribe them 

 6:58 I thought there was some formula, a way of unlocking the mystery of comedy people I admired 

 Find your own voice 

 Mechanics of story telling 

 

HOPES FOR YOURSELF 

 Don’t remember where I got the grand idea that I could be John Cleese

 Such an admirer I thought maybe I could do that 

 “If they want tall people from the West Country, I can do that!”

 Parents weren’t negative 

 8:31 Get a sensible job as well with a pension plan 

 

SECOND TRACK (PRINCE) 

 8:40 In my days as a mobile DJ 

 Only in teens so couldn’t buy new records

 Had to tape pop songs off the radio 

 9:00 And try and fade out whoever was hosting 

 A song that was a crowd-pleasing favourite 

 

 TAKE ANY GIG? 

 Assuming our parents could drive us there 

 A big one at a Scout Jamboree 

 Played Smells like Teen Spirit 

 10:31 It was kicking off

 Scout climbing up one of the posts 

 Closest I’ve ever got to feeling like a punk rock star

 

 SCHOOL 

 Studious kid 

 Education is valuable and important 

 I never understood why people didn’t study at school 

 11:30 In my sixth form I got cocky 

 Not a troublemaker 

 

 VERY TALL 

 6 foot 7 now!

 12:02 If only I realised being tall was an asset 

 At the time I tried being smaller, self-conscious 

 Doing comedy was a way of taking ownership of standing out

 Wasn’t bullied just teenage insecurity 

 

SCHOOL PLAYS

 Played comedy vicar 

 Had to open the results of a dance competition and I opened and said “Two pints of milk” oh wait no that’s my wife’s shopping list and…

 13:06 … it went through the roof 

 I thought this was unbelievable 

 A buzz of getting a laugh and writing my own dialogue 

 

 THIRD TRACK (BABIES BY PULP) 

 At uni, around same time of Brit Pop explosion 

 Music of my generation 

 Went to see Oasis at Coventry Poly 

 

UNIVERSITY 

 Uni of Warwick

 15:06 Indulged your desire to dabble in radio 

 Tell me about the Steve Show 

 You had to be in one of the cafes on campus to hear it 

 15:21 only a notch above putting a speaker in my mum’s garden and playing to passers by 

 Proper equipment 

 15:31 Starting to hone your comedy chops 

 Almost did stand up at Warwick 

 

FIRST STAND UP IN BRISTOL 

 Mum drove me, didn’t let her come in, did my 5 minutes

 Went very well 

 15:33 I thought, I’m brilliant at this I’ve cracked it

 Did another a month later – very bad - ! Not as easy as I thought 

 

MEETING RICKY GERVAIS 

 Wanted to get into radio 

 Read about X FM, sent in my CV – Ricky said CV 

 16:30 Head of Speech – that was absurd 

 16:43 You’re slurring 

 “If you do the work for me, I’ll make sure you have a fun life”

 17:03 A simpatico sense of humour 

 17:19 Went on the air occasionally goofing around   

 17:22 We had a nice easy rapport

 Naturally fell together 

 Did what we wanted so long as you didn’t say too many rude words

 I was driving with a friend and I said there was a friend on there “I hope it’s not this guy he’s not very funny” 

 17:55 sold him out immediately 

 

BBC TRAINING COURSE

 Left fun for a proper training course 

 18:16 This is a bit of a golden ticket here

 Learned a lot of skills 

 18:43 A self-appointed vigilante in the slums of Nairobi 

 During interview, arrested a guy and continued interview 

 Did a lot of things 

 Messaged Ricky and said why don’t we use this crew and do our own comedy thing 

 19:16 That became the genesis of The Office 

 

 FOURTH TRACK (WARREN G) 

 Got into hip hop 

 Always great 

 

 THE OFFICE

 Paper company in Slough 

 20:40 A mockumentary 

 20:49 Very unconventional, very new 

 At the time, it didn’t seem like a revolution

 21:24 A show that’s very dour 

 An arrogance of youth 

 We said we were going to direct the show as well 

 Had this foot in the BBC

 Ricky was willing to walk out of room if he didn’t get his way 

 In his 30s, they trusted him 

 Cheap, shot in one location 

 Trophy cabinet full of awards pre being 30!! 

 

 SO YOUNG 

 23:00 I wasn’t complacent 

 Only now when I look back and think, how did that happen?!

At the time it seemed like yep, we did the work, and they’ve given us a BAFTA, thanks!

 Ricky and I were still having fun and coming up with ideas

 So much energy into this pursuit 

 Not unhappy, but it wasn’t that life was figured out – that was the surprise

 24:15 Still waiting for enlightenment then? 

 Fame does not resolve everything 

 

 FIFTH DISC (BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN)

Dismissed Bruce as being an American singer 

 Went to see him live, electrifying on stage 

 Became enamoured 

 

 EXTRAS (POST THE OFFICE) 

 26:17 Each episode featured a guest star who exaggerated their public persona

 Do you think you were ever cruel to your guest stars?

 They always knew the script 

 Famous people were fans of the office, e.g. Samuel L Jackson

 Let’s have real life stars as extras with no lines 

 

 AWKWARD COMEDY

 27:11 Comedy of awkwardness

 We didn’t set out to do it

 Wanted things to feel real 

 27:33 We like anecdotes of discomfort 

 Seemed like part of life and being British!

 More painful for people to watch than we anticipated

 Make the pauses longer!

 

 SHOWS THAT HAVE FOLLOWED IN THIS TYPE OF COMEDY 

 E.g. People just do nothing 

 Makes me feel old!

 When we started, we were the new kids on the block 

 29:03 It’s baffling to me that I could be someone’s John Cleese

 

 SIXTH DISC (JONI MITCHELL) 

Delicate beautiful song

 Romantic but sad

 If I could trade it all I’d be a musician 

 ENDING PARTNERSHIP WITH RICKY 

No great decision to move apart 

 Sense of freedom? 

 Working with Ricky was brilliant

 It was harder without him but pleasure of making own decisions

 I like collaborations 

 31:29 I was worried that Ricky and I would get into a rut

 It feels like exercising a different muscle 

 

 ABOUT PROVING YOURSELF? 

 Wanting to be the best at something but never feeling like that

 Not trying to prove it to anybody but myself 

 Want to be more attractive or cool as a teen 

 32:50 It’s not like I haven’t had enough pats on the back in my time

 

HELLO LADIES

 33:01 About the length that your character Stuart would go to to find love

 Story is so LA, so Hollywood

 

 SEVENTH DISC (CHANGE OF THE GUARD)

 Spent time in LA, in lovely house in Hollywood hills

 Need to start listening to jazz!

 34:10 Making this film Logan with Hugh Jackman, yeah, I namedrop no big deal!

 

 INTERVIEWS IN 30s 

 35:38 Talk about an amount of arrested development 

 Tried to embrace adulthood a bit more, bit less restless

 For a long time I sacrificed things, family events, friends getting married

 Missing weddings because of job, shouldn’t be like that 

 36:27 Still have the urge to work hard

 

PARENTS MEETING JOHN CLEESE

 Never met all time hero, John Cleese

 They got it wrong, turned up in the ballroom on the wrong night

 Wanted him to sign a book 

 Showed me camcorder video, recording of John Cleese on the answerphone “Is that the same Steve Merchant who collaborated with Ricky Gervais on The Office? I’m an enormous fan”

 37:41 You can imagine how dizzy I was 

 Don’t need to meet him now

 

 EIGHTH DISC (NICK CAVE)

 Always had a romantic spirit 

 38:20 Loved songs that are lovelorn 

 

 TO THE DESERT ISLAND

 Quite like being on my own 

 39:27 Just kind of hole up in my house

Get lonely

 Practical enough

 I could cook assuming that there was food

 40:01 I could probably forage around 

 40:31 So juvenile, so adolescent

 Book: Vizz Magazine 

 Luxury: Piano and self-teaching books 

 I’ll emerge like Elton John 

 Disc: Bruce Springsteen